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Back to the Future

So we here at Just Do As I Say, or Judas for short ;) never really talked about MJ after his death. It's hard for us here. My eyes start to well up as Off the Wall starts jammin' and loopin' in my head. But We found this awesome video of one of his #1 fans (or possibly long lost son) as he is getting his DeLorean repo'd. And he goes nuts! I mean, imagine your time machine getting repossessed. How crazy would you be if you knew you'd be stuck in some shitty LA suburb in 2009.

The Hippos are coming!

Hippos in colombia?
Apparently Pablo Escobar (former drug lord to some and a modern Robin Hood to others) Owned a pair of Hippos that became wild after his death and escaped to the Jungles of Colombia and have reproduced. Now they have become a problem and the Colombian government is trying to deal with a small wild herd of guerilla hippos by killing the leader Pepe.
From our translator C.A. Rivera (AKA CAR in Checzlovakia): Though some campesinos from Puerto Berrio had expressed their objection to the presence of the hippopotamus, yesterday many of them expressed their rejection of the operation that culminated in the death of "Pepe," as they affectionately called the animal. "We were accustomed to his being here, and what they did to him seems unjust. They could have captured him and transported him somewhere else. If they come back here we won't tell them where the baby is," they said.

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Best Keyboard Cat Play-off

I <3 Keyboard cat, and to me this has got to be the best video, watching fatso wait to play the video off as she keeps vigilant till the scene is over. Hilarious.

LOL Tourism Videos

This video was found on laughingsquid and is just straight up hilarious.
And down here is another one, slightly different, on Oakland.

Road Trip Goth Erotica

Boredom Breeds Weirdness

Disney's Darkside from Neatorama

I Looooooove Disney. Maybe it's my childhood memories of magical movie and park moments, or the fact that I am the actual representation of one of the lost boys in Neverland (I'd like to think Peter Pan), yeah, I never grow up. But to think that Disney is all magic and niceties is pretty naive, so when I come across a post about "The Dark Side of Disney", my eyes grow wide, my pupils dilate, and I feel like I'm peeping into someones private image folder on their desktop. Yea you know, that one folder with the images that exposes how freak nasty your boooring friend really is. Well, Neatorama.com opened that folder for us all to sneak a peek.

Disney isn’t always the Happiest Place on Earth. The parks sometimes harbor deep, dark secrets – and we’re not talking the Haunted Mansion or the Tower of Terror. Below are a few sinister secrets Mickey doesn’t want you to know about.

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We’ve all heard the rumors that no one has ever died at a Disney park because Disney has paid officials to refrain from declaring injured or ill people dead until they hit a hospital outside of Disney property. But it’s not true. There are several incidents where the victims were reported to have died at the scene.

In 2007, a Spanish teenager died while she was riding the Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster at Disneyland Paris. Her friends noticed she was unconscious when the ride stopped, according to the BBC, and park medics immediately rushed to the scene. There was nothing they could do, though, and she was pronounced dead by the time an ambulance could get there. Photo from DLPInfo.

In June of both 1973 and 1983, 18-year-old boys drowned in the Rivers of America. Both had stayed in the area when they weren’t supposed to - the incident in ‘73 occurred when a boy and his brother decided to stay in the park after closing and the ‘83 incident happened when a boy capsized a rubber emergency raft he had stolen from a cast-only section of the park.

In 1984, Dollie Young was riding the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland when her seatbelt became unbuckled. To this day, it’s not known how Dollie fell out of her car, but she did. She fell to the track and was hit by another car, then caught under its wheels and dragged for a bit before the ride came to a stop. She was pronounced dead at the scene due to massive head and chest injuries.

And, of course, there was the infamous “America Sings” death of 1974. An employee named Debbi Stone was working as the hostess to the show one evening when her fellow cast members were alerted to the fact that she was missing. Some reports say they noticed at some point during the evening; other reports say a guest heard Debbi’s screams and immediately told cast members. Either way, by the time she was found, Debbi had been crushed to death between a rotating theater wall and a permanent theater wall; she definitely didn’t make it to a hospital first.

For the rest, visit Neatorama's The Dark Side of Disney